Questions for Parker

I saw this on Baby Bangs a while ago and thought it would be a hoot to see what Parker said about me.  When I taught 3rd grade, I loved having my kids fill out a questionnaire about their mom.  So, I decided to have Parker answer some questions about me...

***clearly, we need to work on measurement! :)

1. What is something Mama always says to you?

Don't get in trouble.
2. What makes Mama happy?
Don't be in trouble.

3. What makes Mama sad?
When I am in trouble.
4. How does Mama make you laugh?
Because you say "PU!" when Grey has a stinky diaper.

5. What was Mama like when I was a kid?
You would sneak toast for breakfast.
6. How old is Mama?
34.
7. How tall is Mama?
8 inches high.
8. What is Mama's favorite thing to do?
Go eat donuts.
9. What does Mommy do when you're not around?
Sleep and be quiet.
10. If Mama becomes famous, what will it be for?
Have a lot of money.
11. What is Mama really good at?
Playing soccer.
12. What is Mama not very good at?
Swinging.
13. What does Mama do for her job?
Teach.

14. What is Mama's favorite food?
Schlotzsky's. That's mine too.
15. What makes you proud of Mama?
Having a slumber party when Dad is gone.
16. If Mama were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Sponge Bob. "Why?"  He's my favorite.
17. What do you and Mama do together?
Go get ice cream.
18. How are you and Mama the same?
Because we are family.
19. How are you and Mama different?
Because Jesus made us different.
20. How do you know Mama loves you?
Because you have a heart and a soul.
21. Where is Mama's favorite place to go?
I don't know.  To school?  To the movies?  To a carnival?